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Random: Tech Support for Relationships

krisyee — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:03:44 +0000

A friend posted this on Facebook. I thought it was hilarious considering everything is like an electronic or some type of software/application these days. Enjoy!

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as EPL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and UEFA Cup 4.1,.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs,and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Yours Desperate
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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: “http: I Thought You Loved Me.html”
and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should
then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application
can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,

Tech Support

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Lately…

krisyee — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 23:34:49 +0000

Still having a hard time getting my mind off things but here’s what I’ve been doing to try to keep myself occupied…

I finally went back to the gym. Fern had me lifting dead weights so I pulled out my gloves. Looks like it’s time for a new pair.

Great book. I’m planning on reading it again after I finish The Hunger Games.

There were things about the book that I felt I was relating to.

My snowboard finally got to say “hi” to the snow.

Someone please tell me what kind of flowers these are!

My ladies <3

Adapt Grand Opening

First time making blackened salmon. Actually…first time making salmon in general. It was pretty good though. Definitely using that recipe again.

Abi did a post on my closet for Hellz.

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The Best of My 2011

krisyee — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 22:05:18 +0000

Some photos that made my 2011.

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Really?

krisyee — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 22:01:19 +0000

Am I the only one that thinks these lyrics are fucked up? Lol The chorus at least? It’s like when you’re at the club and they turn on the lights…”lights are on, everyone’s ugly!”. I seriously started laughing when I heard this in the car last night. Not saying the beat is whack or anything. It’s kind of catchy…but really? It’s like basically saying you want to put a paper bag over a girls head. Lol Even one of my boy’s asked what girl would like this song. And I’m sorry Chris Brown…you ain’t Sisqo with that hairdo.

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The Last Month

krisyee — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 04:04:15 +0000

Like I said in my previous post, I’ve been pretty busy. These are some photos from the past month from either bachelorette parties, San Diego, 4th of July, my family reunion, etc.

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Sorry Again…

krisyee — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 16:51:12 +0000

…For being M.I.A. I’ve been pretty busy with summer school and changes that have been going on at work. Summer school was only for a month but it was twice a week, 4 hours each class. So I had to really stay on top of my shit. And then there was some schedule changes at work that basically meant I was working an extra day. Besides the regular school and work schedule, I headed to San Diego one weekend, attended birthday parties, a family reunion and a wedding, not to mention 4th of July shenanigans. I promise I’ll be back soon!

Until then…if you haven’t heard JR Aquino’s new song…enjoy.

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Do You Remember: The Canuckmobile?

krisyee — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 09:27:54 +0000

If you’re from Vancouver…I’m sure you’re a Canucks fan. I however, am not. Growing up in the Bay Area and having a brother that plays hockey, I’m a Sharks fan. Although I’ll admit, I’m not a die hard fan…only because I can NEVER see where the puck is when watching a game on TV. But being a former figure skater (not really…I was like…12)…I definitely respect any sport on skates. Haha ANYWAYS…if you’re from Vancouver you might remember the Canuckmobile back in 1994. Yea, that was my cousin and his friend that created it. Looks like my Uncle’s trying to recreate the Canuckmobile since they’re in the Stanley Cup Finals.

You can read the article HERE.

I may not be a Canucks fan, but I love my family in Vancouver! Lol

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Movie Marriage Proposal

krisyee — Wed, 18 May 2011 17:12:35 +0000

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21+6

krisyee — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 17:27:37 +0000

Thanks for the birthday greetings last week everyone! I haven’t had time to blog about it because I was hungover the next day, went to work the day after that and then headed to LA for the weekend. I actually didn’t do much on my birthday but the night before was when I partied. We headed to Sloane Tuesday night for my midnight birthday shot. I don’t know what I was thinking trying to go snowboarding the next day (which btw, didn’t happen)! Thanks to everyone who came out. I realized what great friends and support I have in my life.

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Wishbone

krisyee — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 17:00:55 +0000

I went to eat lunch with my friend Kim yesterday. We headed down the street from my apartment to eat. While walking back to the car we stopped by a corner store named Wishbone. I’ve always seen this place but I’ve never actually walked in. They have cute things from bags, jewelry and umbrellas to books and greeting cards. It’s one of those stores you can go into not looking for anything and walk out with some goodies. Kim and I saw these keychains and couldn’t help but think of our friends…so we got them all! Lol Guess which one I am!

I also bought this dope owl ring.

So if you’re ever in the Sunset District of San Francisco, make sure you check this little store out. You can see what kind of odds & ends they have by visiting their website!

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