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A friend posted this on Facebook. I thought it was hilarious considering everything is like an electronic or some type of software/application these days. Enjoy!

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable 
programs such as EPL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and UEFA Cup 4.1,.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs,and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes 
the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Yours Desperate
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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, 
while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: “http: I Thought You Loved Me.html” 
and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should
then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and 
Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application 
can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, 
Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited 
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,

Tech Support